Top Ten Things No Women Should Wear
1. Apple K Sweaters
Unless you are 60 or above you are to never wear these. This is disgusting, the fucking bitch at the Quaker factory on QVC is to blame for all of this. why do you need this. If you want the comfort then be normal and wear a sweeter with out all the cute shit on it. I know that some of you have kids and they think it is cute but the rest of your friends and adults well think less of you.
2. Printed Cartoon Shirts
Ya cartoons are for TV not for your cloths to all you older women, its not cute anymore. It makes you look like you are about six, grow up your not sucking you thumb anymore right. I don't think so. We don't need pooh, piglet, or Elmo on your shirt. GET OVER IT. You're not in diapers anymore. I'm sorry I just don't under stand this at all, I have tried I really have.
3. Is that rubber... No its Pleather
Yes it looks like a garbage bag, it smells like one it, sound like one, it must be a garbage bag!!! Don't ware this it just makes you look bad. I know there are more expensive types but Hun its all the same don't fall for it, its a trap!!! I only know one person that owns a pair and makes her ass look good. You know who you are.
4. denim vest
OK once again just no. it looks like you just took a pair of pants and shredded them, and now you just have this mess on your chest. No why I don't understand it unless your Dolly Parten who is the only person alive who can pull this off.
5. Full Length Stretchy Dress
OK one size fits all dose not exists. This will make your ass look so fat that it will not turn your man on. This dress dose nothing for you. Unless you have the body of an 18 year old prom queen you cannot wear this, it dose nothing for your body. You need to have the prefect body to wear this.
6. Chunky Shoes
OK chunky shoes need to go. Get them all together and burn them. There almost as bad as crocs in my book. If you need to be half an inch taller then wear heels. Take the time to learn to walk in them if you don't know how.
7.Pajamas
OK I know so many people guilty of this, wearing you PJ's everywhere you go. It's not sexy it's not hot it doesn't even look good, there is a reason you wear them were no one else can see them. I wear mine around my house until i have to leave but I never ever wear them to the mall or anywhere else. It is utter laziness on people that do.
8.Track Suit
OK you fucking cougars, this one goes out to you. You think your hot wearing your track suit but your so not, and don't even combined it with the come fuck me pumps. All you do is identify your self as an alpha cougar. I NEVER wanna see this and if I do I will walk the other way. Unless you are a jogger then done wear them. It's a track suit not a "I gained 20 pounds and this all I have to show for it" outfit.
9.Toe Rings
why why why why your toe doesn't need to have a diamond on them. It's nasty why are you putting that much money on your foot. They don't even look good. Why why why I don't get it, it is nasty. Your foot needs shoes not rings. Rings go on you hands not your feet.
10.Pinkie Rings
Some work some don't. If you have a pinkie ring on then I don't think you should have any else on. Some people can pull this off and others cant. If you can then you know it. If you cant and you think you can then you just need to have your finger chopped off.
Alright so like always I don't mean to piss people off, this is what I think and I will say what I think needs to be spoken. love you all!!!
-C
Friday, April 17, 2009
Crocs!!!!
OK, I first want to start off by saying that if I ever see anyone who reads this blog at anytime starting now wearing these ugly shoes then I have full rights to kill you. I will be doing you a favor so that you will not have to go out into public ever again and relive the teasing that you will forever more be inflected with all because you wore the most disgusting shoe ever!!!!!! This being said lets begin.
Crocs. We need to talk about them. They need to be destroyed and not just the shoe. There is more to it now. There is the shoe, the sandal, the tanks, the shorts, the hoodies, the shirts, and the jeans. and oh what there cant be more.... I only wish. They also sell wrist bands, socks, hats, glasses, and wax to make your ugly shoes look even worse.
People if you are going to spend up to $50 for a shoe then please go and get something that will not make you look like trash. I don't want to walk into the mall and see you wearing them with your dirty ass feet. If you want to keep your toes then stop wearing them wear normal sandals and shoes. Don't put your self through this I much rather you go to a goodwill and grab a pair of half eaten shoes and wear them rather then go to a store and say I want a pair of crocs.
So I think I have said more then enough for the time being. Just remember I carry around a knife so if I see you wearing crocs then I will cut your foot off the very slow way!!
love you guys!!
-C
Crocs. We need to talk about them. They need to be destroyed and not just the shoe. There is more to it now. There is the shoe, the sandal, the tanks, the shorts, the hoodies, the shirts, and the jeans. and oh what there cant be more.... I only wish. They also sell wrist bands, socks, hats, glasses, and wax to make your ugly shoes look even worse.
People if you are going to spend up to $50 for a shoe then please go and get something that will not make you look like trash. I don't want to walk into the mall and see you wearing them with your dirty ass feet. If you want to keep your toes then stop wearing them wear normal sandals and shoes. Don't put your self through this I much rather you go to a goodwill and grab a pair of half eaten shoes and wear them rather then go to a store and say I want a pair of crocs.
So I think I have said more then enough for the time being. Just remember I carry around a knife so if I see you wearing crocs then I will cut your foot off the very slow way!!
love you guys!!
-C
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Calvin Klein Underwear
Alright this is a subject that I am very excited to talk about, Calvin Klein and their men and woman's underwear collection. Now this blog may not be for the faint of heart. This is a topic i can get very into and I have very strong ideas about!! Now lets start things off.
Men,
Yes you. Most of you don't give a rip about whats going to be going on your butt but your partner dose. So I shall be giving you a few tips to help lay that extra move down.
Now for those of you who don't like things too tight down there and like wearing boxers, might i suggest wearing the Body Micro Modal Short. they come in white and black, & size small to extra large. They help define your body while allowing you the feeling of not being "constricted" it is made of 90% modal and 10% Lycra. Retail price is $19.50
Now for you who don't mind being a little more snug, might I suggest the 365 boxer brief. Its made of 95% cotton, & 5% Lycra. This can be a great thing to wear around the house if you dont feel like getting dressed and still feel comfy. It has a functional fly. The only real down side to this product is that for now it only comes in waterfall for the $11.95 price, but it dose as well come in Black, White, and Soft Grey for the still low price of $16.50.
And lastly the tech cool hip brief. This is for all you guys who like things to be a little tight but looking great. Nothing I think shows off a mans body then having them sport around a pair of these. Being made up of 90% real cool cotton 10% elastomer, they don't come much more comfy. They come in black and white and only cost $16.50 at retail price, for men it dosnt get much better then this.
Now for you ladies!!
What we got for you is only one thing but is more then enough for what you need. So were going to talk about the very sexy Satin Robe. Nothing much more needs to be said about this gift from the gods. it comes in Commodore and covers sizes extra small to large and comes in at retail for $96.00 even. It is very sexy and very appealing to many people and is the perfect thing to wrap yourself in after a hard days work, befor tucking into this baby consider a nice long bath befor hand to really unwinde!
With lots of love
-C
Men,
Yes you. Most of you don't give a rip about whats going to be going on your butt but your partner dose. So I shall be giving you a few tips to help lay that extra move down.
Now for those of you who don't like things too tight down there and like wearing boxers, might i suggest wearing the Body Micro Modal Short. they come in white and black, & size small to extra large. They help define your body while allowing you the feeling of not being "constricted" it is made of 90% modal and 10% Lycra. Retail price is $19.50
Now for you who don't mind being a little more snug, might I suggest the 365 boxer brief. Its made of 95% cotton, & 5% Lycra. This can be a great thing to wear around the house if you dont feel like getting dressed and still feel comfy. It has a functional fly. The only real down side to this product is that for now it only comes in waterfall for the $11.95 price, but it dose as well come in Black, White, and Soft Grey for the still low price of $16.50.
And lastly the tech cool hip brief. This is for all you guys who like things to be a little tight but looking great. Nothing I think shows off a mans body then having them sport around a pair of these. Being made up of 90% real cool cotton 10% elastomer, they don't come much more comfy. They come in black and white and only cost $16.50 at retail price, for men it dosnt get much better then this.
Now for you ladies!!
What we got for you is only one thing but is more then enough for what you need. So were going to talk about the very sexy Satin Robe. Nothing much more needs to be said about this gift from the gods. it comes in Commodore and covers sizes extra small to large and comes in at retail for $96.00 even. It is very sexy and very appealing to many people and is the perfect thing to wrap yourself in after a hard days work, befor tucking into this baby consider a nice long bath befor hand to really unwinde!
With lots of love
-C
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Fashion Disasters!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok so I had the pleasure of going to my local mall today. I was going to do some product research at Old Navy and JC Pennies. I walked through the doors and I was appalled in what I saw. my eyes burned as I saw people in the mall, a crowed mall, walking around in this very public place looking like they just got out of bed. People if your going to go out into public like a MALL then please make an effort to look at least ok. Don't walk into the Hot topic with a shirt so tiny that your muffin top is hangout for the world to see, your boyfriend or girlfriend might think it is sexy but the rest of find it disturbing.
So I know that not everyone wants to spend three year getting ready to go to the mall to pick up some cloths, so I'm going to give you all a few pointers on looking good with just the stuff that you should have at home on hand and doesn’t cost $40 a pop.
For you men.
A pair of long blue denim jeans with a deep blue shirt, or a deep red. for the shirt I would say you could find a semi decent shirt at a Wall-Mart or Fred Myers for under $20. The pants should be no more then $20 as well. If shorts are more your thing the try going with a khaki short or true cameo shorts combined with an old shirt or a new one that you have laying around. The great thing about these two things is that they go with ALMOST anything.
Now for you women.
You seem to have the easier side of this . Getting dressed and looking good seems to be allot easier for you. All you really need is something that is not falling off your ass or makes you look three sizes bigger. Now I know it's your day off from work and the last thing you want to do is wear something tight and makes you uncomfortable. But you don’t have too. You don't have to go three sizes bigger just to have those baggy pants and shirt to feel comfy. Wear something that is your size. not something your older brother or boyfriend gave to you. you can still feel comfy and look good. That’s why it is your size! And please don’t be scared to run a brush through your hair before your leave the house. your hair is half you look depending on how long your hair is.
Once again here to inform you
-C
So I know that not everyone wants to spend three year getting ready to go to the mall to pick up some cloths, so I'm going to give you all a few pointers on looking good with just the stuff that you should have at home on hand and doesn’t cost $40 a pop.
For you men.
A pair of long blue denim jeans with a deep blue shirt, or a deep red. for the shirt I would say you could find a semi decent shirt at a Wall-Mart or Fred Myers for under $20. The pants should be no more then $20 as well. If shorts are more your thing the try going with a khaki short or true cameo shorts combined with an old shirt or a new one that you have laying around. The great thing about these two things is that they go with ALMOST anything.
Now for you women.
You seem to have the easier side of this . Getting dressed and looking good seems to be allot easier for you. All you really need is something that is not falling off your ass or makes you look three sizes bigger. Now I know it's your day off from work and the last thing you want to do is wear something tight and makes you uncomfortable. But you don’t have too. You don't have to go three sizes bigger just to have those baggy pants and shirt to feel comfy. Wear something that is your size. not something your older brother or boyfriend gave to you. you can still feel comfy and look good. That’s why it is your size! And please don’t be scared to run a brush through your hair before your leave the house. your hair is half you look depending on how long your hair is.
Once again here to inform you
-C
GAP SWIMWEAR!!
All right, today were going to kick things off with a special on GAP. or more specifically there men and women swimwear!!!
Let's start things off with the men!
Temperatures are on the rise and some of you are wondering what to wear to the pool or your favorite swimming hole. We all want to look good after all. Well the GAP has plenty of things just for you!!
If you just want something that complements you but doesn't make you stand out, i would go with the solid swim trunks. these are both very nice fitting and durable! They come in planet, riviera, cinder, deep red, house brown, razzleberry, or lastly true navy. You really have your choice on color!! They come in sizes starting at extra small and going up to 3x! the outside and the inside are both 100% polyester & can be washed in you machine at home. The only thing i can see about these shorts being not that hot is there price. $39.50 for one pair can be a little steep but to some its worth it if you want to go that extra mile. I give the solid swim trunks a three out of five stars!!
Also for all you men out there you can also wear the plaid board shorts.
Maby for you younger men to teens out there. These can be very appealing for you to show off you upper body. As well as show off your legs. They come in both a blue combo and a red combo that have a slimming effect as well as like I said show off that upper body. Maby even make that special someone. Though it is once again $39.95
Now for all you girls out there GAP has somthing just for you. The Essential Padded Halter is ver sleek and very sexy. This is a great was to show off you sexy body during the summer time, complament it with the essentail wide-tie bikini. The sexyness that this combined outfit can turn heads at the pool and make the guys run up to you!! It comes in minty teal, creamy yellow, demre, hula red, surf pipe blue, purple candy, triumph black. The draw back to this like most of the GAP is the cost. $34.50 is the price for the top and the bottoms each. But with the rising cost of Make-up and such I think that this is a nice trade off to make you look sleek and sexy.
Well thats all I got for you all today. Tune in tomorrow for another update!
Let's start things off with the men!
Temperatures are on the rise and some of you are wondering what to wear to the pool or your favorite swimming hole. We all want to look good after all. Well the GAP has plenty of things just for you!!
If you just want something that complements you but doesn't make you stand out, i would go with the solid swim trunks. these are both very nice fitting and durable! They come in planet, riviera, cinder, deep red, house brown, razzleberry, or lastly true navy. You really have your choice on color!! They come in sizes starting at extra small and going up to 3x! the outside and the inside are both 100% polyester & can be washed in you machine at home. The only thing i can see about these shorts being not that hot is there price. $39.50 for one pair can be a little steep but to some its worth it if you want to go that extra mile. I give the solid swim trunks a three out of five stars!!
Also for all you men out there you can also wear the plaid board shorts.
Maby for you younger men to teens out there. These can be very appealing for you to show off you upper body. As well as show off your legs. They come in both a blue combo and a red combo that have a slimming effect as well as like I said show off that upper body. Maby even make that special someone. Though it is once again $39.95
Now for all you girls out there GAP has somthing just for you. The Essential Padded Halter is ver sleek and very sexy. This is a great was to show off you sexy body during the summer time, complament it with the essentail wide-tie bikini. The sexyness that this combined outfit can turn heads at the pool and make the guys run up to you!! It comes in minty teal, creamy yellow, demre, hula red, surf pipe blue, purple candy, triumph black. The draw back to this like most of the GAP is the cost. $34.50 is the price for the top and the bottoms each. But with the rising cost of Make-up and such I think that this is a nice trade off to make you look sleek and sexy.
Well thats all I got for you all today. Tune in tomorrow for another update!
Friday, April 3, 2009
leopard skin clothes!!!
Ok, this one is for all you ladies out there!! As well as some of you men!
Leopard Skin, yes that is our first topic today!!
I myself love to wear this, it can look very sexy. it can flatter you in almost anyway! I truly love to see many people wearing this product in all of its glory. BUT!!! It is only good in small doses! Please do not go outside with the pants and a shirt in leopard print, all you do to yourself is make you look trashy!!
Now keep in mind I'm not trying to bash on anyone who dose this, I am just telling you what I think. There are many ways to pull of the leopard print.
For the very sleek and might I add sexy leggings, I would try to complement it with either a black top or a leather jacket! This will allow heads to turn on your way into a room, or make your man want to spend those late nights home just to see it again!!
for a top I would sugguest to switch rolls on this one. wear that pair of dark pats you have in the back of you drawer! But continue wearing that sexy leather jacket! you'll still get that head turing action but look a little more classy at the same time!!
Well I hope I have been able to help some of you out. any questions or comments can either be posted below or sent to corndog1239@hotmail.com.
I look forward to hearing from you11
Leopard Skin, yes that is our first topic today!!
I myself love to wear this, it can look very sexy. it can flatter you in almost anyway! I truly love to see many people wearing this product in all of its glory. BUT!!! It is only good in small doses! Please do not go outside with the pants and a shirt in leopard print, all you do to yourself is make you look trashy!!
Now keep in mind I'm not trying to bash on anyone who dose this, I am just telling you what I think. There are many ways to pull of the leopard print.
For the very sleek and might I add sexy leggings, I would try to complement it with either a black top or a leather jacket! This will allow heads to turn on your way into a room, or make your man want to spend those late nights home just to see it again!!
for a top I would sugguest to switch rolls on this one. wear that pair of dark pats you have in the back of you drawer! But continue wearing that sexy leather jacket! you'll still get that head turing action but look a little more classy at the same time!!
Well I hope I have been able to help some of you out. any questions or comments can either be posted below or sent to corndog1239@hotmail.com.
I look forward to hearing from you11
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