OK, I first want to start off by saying that if I ever see anyone who reads this blog at anytime starting now wearing these ugly shoes then I have full rights to kill you. I will be doing you a favor so that you will not have to go out into public ever again and relive the teasing that you will forever more be inflected with all because you wore the most disgusting shoe ever!!!!!! This being said lets begin.
Crocs. We need to talk about them. They need to be destroyed and not just the shoe. There is more to it now. There is the shoe, the sandal, the tanks, the shorts, the hoodies, the shirts, and the jeans. and oh what there cant be more.... I only wish. They also sell wrist bands, socks, hats, glasses, and wax to make your ugly shoes look even worse.
People if you are going to spend up to $50 for a shoe then please go and get something that will not make you look like trash. I don't want to walk into the mall and see you wearing them with your dirty ass feet. If you want to keep your toes then stop wearing them wear normal sandals and shoes. Don't put your self through this I much rather you go to a goodwill and grab a pair of half eaten shoes and wear them rather then go to a store and say I want a pair of crocs.
So I think I have said more then enough for the time being. Just remember I carry around a knife so if I see you wearing crocs then I will cut your foot off the very slow way!!
love you guys!!
-C
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