ten things wemon should never wear

Top Ten Things No Women Should Wear



1. Apple K Sweaters

Unless you are 60 or above you are to never wear these. This is disgusting, the fucking bitch at the Quaker factory on QVC is to blame for all of this. why do you need this. If you want the comfort then be normal and wear a sweeter with out all the cute shit on it. I know that some of you have kids and they think it is cute but the rest of your friends and adults well think less of you.


2. Printed Cartoon Shirts

Ya cartoons are for TV not for your cloths to all you older women, its not cute anymore. It makes you look like you are about six, grow up your not sucking you thumb anymore right. I don't think so. We don't need pooh, piglet, or Elmo on your shirt. GET OVER IT. You're not in diapers anymore. I'm sorry I just don't under stand this at all, I have tried I really have.

3. Is that rubber... No its Pleather

Yes it looks like a garbage bag, it smells like one it, sound like one, it must be a garbage bag!!! Don't ware this it just makes you look bad. I know there are more expensive types but Hun its all the same don't fall for it, its a trap!!! I only know one person that owns a pair and makes her ass look good. You know who you are.

4. denim vest

OK once again just no. it looks like you just took a pair of pants and shredded them, and now you just have this mess on your chest. No why I don't understand it unless your Dolly Parten who is the only person alive who can pull this off.

5. Full Length Stretchy Dress

OK one size fits all dose not exists. This will make your ass look so fat that it will not turn your man on. This dress dose nothing for you. Unless you have the body of an 18 year old prom queen you cannot wear this, it dose nothing for your body. You need to have the prefect body to wear this.

6. Chunky Shoes

OK chunky shoes need to go. Get them all together and burn them. There almost as bad as crocs in my book. If you need to be half an inch taller then wear heels. Take the time to learn to walk in them if you don't know how.

7.Pajamas

OK I know so many people guilty of this, wearing you PJ's everywhere you go. It's not sexy it's not hot it doesn't even look good, there is a reason you wear them were no one else can see them. I wear mine around my house until i have to leave but I never ever wear them to the mall or anywhere else. It is utter laziness on people that do.

8.Track Suit

OK you fucking cougars, this one goes out to you. You think your hot wearing your track suit but your so not, and don't even combined it with the come fuck me pumps. All you do is identify your self as an alpha cougar. I NEVER wanna see this and if I do I will walk the other way. Unless you are a jogger then done wear them. It's a track suit not a "I gained 20 pounds and this all I have to show for it" outfit.

9.Toe Rings

why why why why your toe doesn't need to have a diamond on them. It's nasty why are you putting that much money on your foot. They don't even look good. Why why why I don't get it, it is nasty. Your foot needs shoes not rings. Rings go on you hands not your feet.

10.Pinkie Rings

Some work some don't. If you have a pinkie ring on then I don't think you should have any else on. Some people can pull this off and others cant. If you can then you know it. If you cant and you think you can then you just need to have your finger chopped off.

Alright so like always I don't mean to piss people off, this is what I think and I will say what I think needs to be spoken. love you all!!!
-C